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Hi I'm Jess I'm 18and from Chi-town.
I blog a lot of shit. Nothing specific, just random shit. :P
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ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

(via pinkbubblylove)

relax-and-justlaugh:

do you ever get that feeling when you’re reading a book that you’re the only person in the world who has read the book and it’s just so good it was only meant for you to read making you feel all warm inside

(via little-nerdy-fangirl)

failureisntanoptionitsinevitable:

Freshman year:

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Senior year:

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(via nosaltgia)

butterfliesandwildflowers:

I say ‘fuck’ a lot, yet, I am a fucking virgin.

(via little-nerdy-fangirl)

Sexualities (with pizza!)

Straight person:I like plain pizza!
Gay person (male or female):I like pepperoni pizza!
Bisexual:I like both pepperoni and plain pizza!
Pansexual:I like any kind of pizza, no matter the topping.
Asexual:I don't like pizza.
Aromantic:I don't like pizza either, but I may enjoy the smell or the aesthetic.
Demisexual:I only enjoy pizza if it's specially made for me.
Homophobe:What is wrong with you? God made pizza to be plain, not so you can put all these toppings on it!!
Homophobe:And you can't like both plain and pepperoni! You're just confused! Choose one and stop being greedy!
Homophobe:WAITER! See that person getting pepperoni pizza? Take it back, because I don't like that.
hazel:shouldn't we wait until its dark?
gus:its all dark to Isaac
isaac:i came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

virginsacrificer:

im actually really attractive if i werent that ugly

(via little-nerdy-fangirl)

bedhead:

life goals: be someone’s lockscreen wallpaper

(via little-nerdy-fangirl)

actualcrutchie:

being an angry crier is the worst because people either feel bad for you or they think they won. like no. i’m gonna punch you in the jaw. i’m just crying i’ll still knock you down a peg.

(via little-nerdy-fangirl)

virginsacrificer:

my dates mom: where ya goin
my date: im just taking the trash out

(via little-nerdy-fangirl)

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