Shit Happens
Hi I'm Jess I'm 18and from Chi-town.
I blog a lot of shit. Nothing specific, just random shit. :P
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breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

(via legalwifi)

pityfriend:

*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*

(via legalwifi)

panerasexual:

men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

(via braydaaan)

rosesalts:

when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie

macklemoré

(via braydaaan)

saadfathers:

"We call him manchild in here, he looks older than he is and he’s a big, strong guy.”

(via jordiebenns)

oksigh:

Sometimes you miss the memories, not the person.

(via braydaaan)

automatically:

walking a drunk friend like

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

shouldnt:

when parents tell you to do something and then while you are doing that theY TELL YOU TO DO SOMETHING ELSE LIKE UM HOW DO YOU DO TWO FUCKING THINGS AT ONCE

(via braydaaan)

coluring:

i accept high fives only on my ass

(Source: coluring, via legalwifi)

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